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Placemat featuring retro couple illustration on olive-green distressed background with text: “Red flags? I thought they were spice.”
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
Placemat featuring retro couple illustration on olive-green distressed background with text: “Red flags? I thought they were spice.”
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

Danger Never Tasted So Good – Cotton Placemat For Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

Red flags are just seasoning for the soul.

If you know that a little drama makes life interesting (and flavorful!), then this kitchen napkin, with its sense of mystery and intrigue, is made for you. 

Perfect for romance readers who can’t resist a hot mess of spice and bad decisions.

Order yours now and make your kitchen as bold as your love life!

*This is one of four placemats in the "Bad Decisions" series.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash / dry / iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Sku: 11478202822511590580
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